It's been a while since I wrote a blog post, and unfortunately I bear bad news. I've developed a deadly allergy to writing blog posts. Thankfully, I'm able to think about writing a blog post with no bodily harm, but any attempt to carry out the action starts to swell my throat and tongue. I've spent day and night wishing I could deliver just one more message on my blog, but the risk was too high. Then, one day, I came upon an idea. If I wrote the blog post one character at a time, spread out approximately one character a day, then the effects might not be severe enough to kill me. I could therefore deliver my final message here, and relieve my poor readers of their confusion and waiting. But viewer, let me tell you - the agony I endured was nigh unbearable! Every night I retired with a wheeze, barely able to sleep for my lack of breath, and I wondered if this was the eve of my demise. And yet I endured. Key press to key press, days into years. The final push to main stole the last of my feeble strength, and henceforth I have been confined to hospice. Dear readers, know that I love each and every one of you from the bottom of my heart, and it was you who inspired me to this final bow. Goodbye, world!